Groundhog Day

Groundhog Day in Slushy Gutter Land:

-Carmelo Anthony sees his shadow, the Nuggets don't trade him for six weeks. Which happens to be past the deadline, and David Stern penalizes them by awarding them Oliver Miller.

-Tim Tebow doesn't see his shadow. He decides to make up for it by erecting a giant tent to shelter the central US from the snow storm.

-Peter Forsberg is making a comeback. Seems like we've seen that before.

-Remember in the movie where Bill Murray demolishes his radio after hearing Sonny and Cher for the umpteenth time? I want to do that whenever I hear Wacka Flocka Flame.

-Chris Anderson and Kenyon Martin inked a vicious groundhog dunking a ball on their backs.

-If you are in Groundhog Day and get super f*cked up everynight do you have a hangover the "next" day? Just wondering.

-When John Fox watches the film today of the Donk defense he might be so depressed he'll eat the groundhog.

-Today is also National Signing Day; John Embree's top recruit at CU? Ned Ryerson.

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